• Digital Track
    Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 CAD  or more

    You own this



Shot Club

Whiskey Bourbon - Line em all up
Sparkling Wine - Drunk as fuck
Tequila or Rum - Quite the theme
It’s a harmless crime - Ponzy Scheme
We don’t have money - We’ll be fine
Let’s ask that honey - The dot she’ll sign

Ma’am pardon me
These shots you see
There could be three
Just join the tree

Now find a friend
Their ear we’ll bend
And I’ll be drinking (we’ll be drinking)… for free


from We Teach Nothing, released March 8, 2019


all rights reserved



Julius Sumner Miller

No politics. Some science. A lot of fun.

You see, the band is named for the Hilarious House of Frightenstein’s famed physics Professor, Julius Sumner Miller. They deliver their music just as the Professor delivered physics lessons: defiantly, in double-time. ... more

contact / help

Contact Julius Sumner Miller

Streaming and
Download help